Candle — "Proud Father to a Few Dumbass Kids" Scented Soy Jar (9oz)
Comfort Spice / One size
$19.45
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$19.45
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A hand-poured 9 oz soy candle presented in a clear glass jar with a white screw lid and a bold, humorous label that reads "Proud Father to a Few Dumbass Kids." Choose from unscented or a curated selection of natural fragrances — Fresh Balsam, Spiced Pumpkin Ginger, Pink Grapefruit, Eucalyptus Lavender Herb, Vanilla Bean, Comfort Spice, and Sea Breeze. Made from 100% USA-farmed soy wax with a 100% cotton eco-wick, this candle offers a clean, long burn (approximately 50–60 hours) and leaves behind a reusable glass vessel once the wax is finished. Non-toxic and free from lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, and phthalates. Assembled in the USA and labeled with a permanent adhesive label; all scents share a natural wax color.
Product features
- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax (USA-farmed)
- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax) with ~50–60 hour burn time
- 100% cotton eco-wick and non-toxic ingredients
- Clear reusable glass container with white screw lid
- Multiple scent options plus unscented; ASTM-compliant
Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.
Candle — "Proud Father to a Few Dumbass Kids" Scented Soy Jar (9oz)
$19.45
Sale price
$19.45
Regular price
Product features
- Hand-poured 100% natural soy wax (USA-farmed)
- 9 oz jar (7.5 oz wax) with ~50–60 hour burn time
- 100% cotton eco-wick and non-toxic ingredients
- Clear reusable glass container with white screw lid
- Multiple scent options plus unscented; ASTM-compliant
Care instructions
- Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.